Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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