we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
