is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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