hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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