is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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