look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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