In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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