You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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