i wish there were pregnant emoticons
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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