dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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