Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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