Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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