did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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