it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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