ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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