So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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