I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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