Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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