Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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