Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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