The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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