ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm both gender and math confused
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