So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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