somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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