dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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