Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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