Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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