It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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