ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
As shirtless as possible
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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