why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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