Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
