win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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