Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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