I smell stomach acid.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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