He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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