weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
