You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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