the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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