some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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