so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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