She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
These tits shall not be calmed
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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