Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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