its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Randomize