me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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