YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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