My first STD was from a foam party
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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