i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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