the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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