i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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