Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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