So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm having to shit out rocks
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