took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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