Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
time to smoke my breakfast
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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