I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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