You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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