I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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