I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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